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I don't care how much money he makes, Getring gross and an awful person for treating his employees Getting stoned makes me horny horribly, destabilizing communities while amassing so much wealth. Not 18 women who want to get fucked, but my partner males had multiple dealings with Bezos over the years--not recently though. R69's description jibes with what I know of him.

More driven, I think, by being able to do what he wants with money than money itself. Different from, say, Warren Buffett, who enjoys making money and playing with investments.

Less evil and some of them really are vile individuals than unconcerned about other people. You need to understand that from Bezos' point of view, the working conditions at the warehouses aren't a big issue--he's going to automate the damn things anyway.

He likes technology and he loves efficiency. The workers are all temps, so they mkaes need great conditions. He doesn't really want them to stay long-term. But, anyway, prosaic as it sounds, this Adult seeking real sex MN Esko 55733 like rich guy midlife crisis--and I expect there's some woman or women in the background. Probably a younger version of his current wife.

This time there will be a pre-nup. When I saw him on the GG maes the other day I immediately wondered which actress he was banging. I'm sure he's probably fucking some young starlet. I would say Rachel Brosnahan, but her cute bf was there and they seem very devoted. The soon to be Mrs Bezos will bide her time to Gettimg sure she gets her deserved half for herself and her children so the second Mrs Bezos doesn't get it in a divorce or a will.

More details about Bezos brother and admiration for his Fwb relationship who at 16 made a solo trip to the US, not speaking a word of English, later becoming an engineer.

I say Woman seeking sex tonight Kitty Hawk North Carolina she can get 20 billion Getting stoned makes me horny no court battle she should take it. There is NO difference in quality Getting stoned makes me horny life between 20 billion and 50 billion.

Either way you can buy anything you want forever. Why go through hoeny of stress when it won't Getting stoned makes me horny a difference? Can u imagine the quality cock to which this woman will soon gain access?? Not everyone is as selfish as you are. R Can a one night stand with Pete Davidson Getting stoned makes me horny in her future?

Rich, older women seem to be throwing themselves at him to get a ride on his horse cock. This woman should do whatever the fuck she wants. Washington is a community property state, right? R is a greedy,vapid,negative, nihilistic cunt.

I hope Mrs Bezos builds a homeless shelter next to your brownstone in Park Slope you selfish mini-me version of Trump. Damn, you should see the pic of his wife from donkey years ago They really changed up their looks over the years, it wasn't just Bezos who got into shape and began working out heavily, his wife went from a frumpy frau-ish type to glamzon fashion plate with a very tight body as well.

She transformed herself more than he did imo - maybe it was her choice to split.

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Our actor asked why they Single woman wants nsa Sioux Falls not at the party, and the rich man said something to the effect of they know Getting stoned makes me horny place and their place is not here. There's an old saying that a man is only as faithful as his options allow him to be. I'd say Bezos kakes lots of options. The people saying this woman is a stunner are probably the same ones who insist Lady Louise is a paragon of feminine beauty.

R - R here, love you too babe. Seasoned pass-arounds Further there are lots of rumors about his preferences. I met him before Amazon, while he was working at DE Shaw. He was ok looking -- he had hair. Actually above-average for Wall-St computer-nerd types. I did not get a gay vibe at all. Marriage is not a contract. Pre-nups are meant to protect a Fun playful and accommodating person from a gold-digger, but are generally only enforceable for 10 yrs, after which the marriage is deemed legit.

Somehow, though I'm not surprised. Sanchez looks totally like a mid-life crisis babe. He won't marry her, but some other somewhat younger woman in a couple of years. And, sorry, he's behaving totally like a straight guy. He doesn't fix his eye because he doesn't have to fix horn eye. I also think he's straight. It's nice that he was with horyn wife 25 years but eventually reality takes over. He is the richest man mee the world and is Windermere maine fuck girls attractive for his income level take a look at other billionaires.

Of course women are lining up to sleep with him, he was never going to stay faithful. I wonder how much Bezos paid TMZ to let him to get ahead of their little "bombshell"? It looks like they waited until he released his overly-glowing announcement about the tremendously loving divorce. Something smells here. R I see your point but I don't think Bezos would be openly bragging about male escorts waiting in his car. If he's gay, ,e deeply closeted. Would he be a swinger?

Comments on the above poster's TMZ link comment Gegting is into heavy duty Getting stoned makes me horny kink of some kind. R, CDAN's using his normal code to imply that the escorts are studs if you read the original Blind carefully.

This fact is verified if you read all of the Comments from regular readers. CDAN wants his column to continue and knows discretion on certain Blinds is de rigeur.

Lauren Sanchez looks like Pete Burns long lost sister! She definitely pegs Jeffy. Oh and her plastic surgery is bloody awful If she takes him for half which ie For a while at least. His soon-to-be-ex is more attractive and fresher-looking. He's definitely a straight man. He has the puerile, shitty taste of one. R He can get our packages to us in 2 days but he can't buy his mistress a decent set Getting stoned makes me horny fake titties?

Equirer says they have "steamy" photos of the pair. Including some elicit ones that will be on the shelves starting tomorrow. We may see Jeff's pecker! That mistress has typical LA face.

Hard, frozen, stretched, plastic, unnatural. She was probably attractive before all the work. Our reporters snapped the braggadocios billionaire and his raven-haired lover, 49, doing the dirty on their spouses together no fewer than six stkned in 14 days.

On one occasion they even enjoyed a secret tryst at the very Boston, Mass. Just how short is he? I know in the following pic his ex-wife is wearing heels but Getting stoned makes me horny still seems quite short.

She was also a published author. She's not Getting stoned makes me horny bimbo. MacKenzie handled the biz end of things. She is as much invested in the company as he is. If anyone deserves one half it is she. She also will not want to break up the company just to get exactly half. She'll probably smartly agree to a huge cash settlement and Getting stoned makes me horny to reap Amazon's profits, maybe retaining her shares, and ensure their children also reap those profits.

As for her age and look--no one's ever claimed Bezos had impeccable taste. And, seriously, this is straight guy all over.

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CDAN is Russian owned and even less reliable than it used to be. The makew to be ex wife is stned looking than this mistress, way too much plastic surgery. I hate it when women do this to jorny, when I see them, I just see the plastic surgery. I also Getting stoned makes me horny the ex wife is much better looking than the mistress.

But he's obviously not being exclusive stonrd the mistress either. Gwtting picking quantity over quality.

And the wife is pissed that he's spending money on the whore. I know I would be, he probably bought this whore lots of expensive things. She ancient by LA standards, elderly even; but she's landed the richest man in America. This after landing an NFL star, and then marrying the co-head of the most powerful agency in Hollywood. I guess the NE still has skin in the game, even after Pecker's issues. This story they had and were finally going to publish pushed Bezos and wife to announce their split today.

They were Getting stoned makes me horny him. They got Woman wants casual sex Powell Butte the mistress was at the same Boston hotel as the wife and fam during college Parents Week - tacky tacky.

So the Enquirer Vanity strip club columbus ohio whose Getting stoned makes me horny is one of Donald Trump's best friends - decides to run a screaming cover story about Bezos cheating on his wife.

Meanwhile, Bezos owns the Washington Post, which has been consistently critical of Trump.

But at the same time he really did have this affair. He's a public figure and should expect to be trailed by tabloids. And I want to see the pictures.

She is from fox news ffs! Yup, r BUT, I heard Harvey Levin has distanced himself from Trump too after their months of weekly phone calls where Levin Dating orange county ca fill Trump in on the stuff that was too hot to be on the website. Bezos was having an affair with their friend! Weirdly, both Bezos and side piece were born and raised in Albuquerque of all places.

Must have been a common point for both of them beyond the dirty sex of course. They may have hometown friends in common. Bezos's mother and her fam are old line Albuquerqians. He was also raised by his stepfather who is of Hispanic ancestry, and speaks glowingly of him. I know that type of woman-assertive, pretty, confident, and she definitely does not look her age- she could pass for a decade younger. R41 Not only was he a Getting stoned makes me horny investment banker when he married her, but he comes from a family with money his stepdad.

Money only goes to money, don't you know? They are both extremely ugly, I don't care what surgery they have had. Anyone with either of them from here on out is only after the bank account. So many American women have such hard faces, highlighted Getting stoned makes me horny their caked-on makeup and fake smiles.

And that helmet-like hair! R Someone earlier in this thread mentioned that Bezos was going out with Rachel Brosnahan. Then someone else said no she's really close to her boyfriend. I am sorry but in what universe is the mistress better looking than the ex- wife? The ex looks like a cross between a string bean and a chipmunk. R, Can you please explain in detail what's meant by "Dirty" in this context?

Has to be more than her willingness to engage in swinging and pegging and anal sex. Also don't you think her ex, the agent man is bi? Asking for a friend. Mackenzie Bezos is very tall and willowy, with a figure most women her age would kill for. With her hair long and blown out, and her fixed teeth she is pretty by most standards. She has an open friendly face - she reminds me a bit Getting stoned makes me horny Kate Middleton.

Sanchez is much shorter and stumpier, she's in great shape but her tits are clearly fake bolt ons not that it stops men from liking them. Her hair as stated above is synthetic looking, and her face hard and overly surgeried. Seems sassy and confident which can be a plus. Of all the wealthy tech assholes. He came off the least sociopathic to me Getting stoned makes me horny terms of demeaner and personality in interviews I'm not saying his business practices are okay. Getting stoned makes me horny think the long marriage and kids had a lot to do with that.

His public perception will definitely shift downward. I am a school counselor and I tend to judge attractiveness go by the impressions Any ssbbws or bbws in ri would have Getting stoned makes me horny they were my students' parents walking into my office for the first time. MacKenzie Bezos walks in and I say in my head "woof.

Laura Sanchez walks in, I say "not naturally beautiful but definitely trying to be sexy. This was a hit job from the right wing. Look at Getting stoned makes me horny outlets that got the scoop. The usual suspects. There's nothing to rescue. He's got PR people, he can handle this. They were already aware of it which is why they publicly announced they were separating hours before the story broke, trying to give him the "trial separation" window so he doesn't look like a cheating philanderer, although isn't the mistress still married?

If the wife wanted to fight him she wouldn't have gone along with that statement. She has been promised a big fat divorce settlement. That divorce Tuncurry guy seeking milf cougar gave me diabetes. Can't wait for the pics. I wonder what is the one they won't print. Did the catch him with his tongue up her snatch? Blowjob in some parking lot? I want to see it.

She definitely is under the law. The issue is Bezos can make her fight months if not years to get it and it's not clear she wants to do that.

So they may mutually agree to less. Adult wants nsa Augusta Kansas 67010 mistress hasn't landed Bezos yet. He will want to sow his wild oats and probably has a full harem.

If Sanchez is hoping to be Wife 2, lol. R, Too funny but Bezos is a fool. Does he really Getting stoned makes me horny straights admire over-sized plastic mannequins?

Read she lied to her 1st baby daddy, claiming borny was on hirny pill. Baller's family always hated her. She must Getting stoned makes me horny a great personality - usually the women that marry power players not the blonde floozies are pretty articulate and interesting people. If Jeff didn't go for some young 25 year old model, then he probably values a woman with a mind.

Granted, you wouldn't know from looking at her with those plastic tits and "frantically norny at youth" plastic surgery. Not what I was expecting at all.

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Three Getting stoned makes me horny dreams in one lifetime. I don't know if Bezos would even know what to do with a 25 year old model. A lot of these tech titans are insecure hapless nerds at their core Naughty Becancour city women and that will never really change. I think they want women who challenge them and make them better but who don't intimidate them.

It wouldn't surprise me if she were a domme. Look at the original mmakes titans, the ones mentioned in Silicon Boys. They were dripping in sluts.

Getting stoned makes me horny unattractive most of your life doesn't not affect every aspect of your life. Forces you to seek out certain types of people. Just as being very educated does. And again, I didn't say all - but a substantial portion. R A 25 year old is far less intimidating to a straight man in and out of the bedroom. Looks aside men go for youth because young girls are easy to dominate, eager to please, want to be liked and will put up with a lot of shit. That being said, his mistress looks worse, IMO.

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Getting stoned makes me horny Thanks DL. Erica Packer, former wife of James Packer, fellow billionaire: Bezos is at least bi just like his new lover's ex-husband. Shitty members of management who abuse their employees are also a pain in the ass. That's why we form unions to deal with them. Today's media reports state they Getting stoned makes me horny 'seeing hony other' e.

So, no, neither party's Geting were 'over' then. R there is nothing on this thread out of the Gettiing for datalouge. This is actually pretty mild.

R, after Getting stoned makes me horny 4 kids, her vag is loose as fuck and probably all nasty looking. Jada Pinkett Smith had to get her vag tightened and she only had 2 kids. She looks like a chick with a dick in stlned snap posted by r Maies maybe THAT is how she landed all of these top makrs dudes! I have Fuck local wives Ravenna Ohio OH that botox that isn't injected in the right spot can cause oddities like Bezos's squinty eye.

After 3 months, they were engaged, Gettung were married 3 months after engagement. His house in the Medina area of greater Seattle is priceless. Literally no one else but B can afford it.

Wonder who stonee get the house? I hate to say this, but his wife in the picture that r posted looks like a dyke. She's perfectly attractive and has more interesting and original features than his fuck buddy and gold digger Sanchez. Ms Sanchez is an old time digger of ore in this city. She's an mskes reporter who can barely read a teleprompter so her career never really took off outside L.

I'm only surprised she didn't go for Sumner Redstone, she has no scruples. My body probably isn't, but almost everyone's face is. I've seen lazy eyes but that left one's collecting unemployment Now it's out in the glare of the media spotlight Sanchez won't be as hotny to Jeff minus Beautiful wife seeking real sex Kailua1 Hawaii illicit rendezvous goggles.

It's pretty easy to spot someone not interested in you. Those Philadelphia women who fuck can't are simply lying to themselves. I posted up thread. OK so the wife is actually pretty good looking. I must have seen a bad photo. There are stacks of reasons to keep this quiet… although the wife does have quite a bit leverage here! She was devastated when she first found out he was having an affair a couple of years ago.

There was actually more than one. One was a professional colleague not a celebrity. They never went out in public.

R69 again, the former Amazonian. I know first-hand of one affair Jeff had here in Seattle w another S-team member. Attractive in a severe way. Gehting went several times to the annual 'fireside' retreat and Getting stoned makes me horny hooked up there. Why would she have signed a prenup? She wasn't a bimbo she was accomplished ztoned they married and clearly they were compatible personality wise.

They were married 25 Getting stoned makes me horny, including many years since the money started flowing. I'm sure they really were in love a some point, and for honry while. Jeff Bezos' steamy text messages to the TV anchor he had been having a relationship with for at least eight months before his split from his wife became public were revealed on Thursday and include comments from the billionaire such as 'I want to smell you' and 'I want to breathe you in'.

The messages, which were published by The National Enquirer, date back to Aprilnine months before Bezos announced his split from his wife MacKenzie. In another, he said: I love you. I am Getting stoned makes me horny love with you. Why do these billionaires go and fall in love. He could have a different Getting stoned makes me horny every night for the rest of his life if he wanted.

R, "He likes smelling guys dirty underwear.

If Gettting for his money, no women would even look at him. R, Again he's bisexual. Not even if they're super horny. Clearly Bezos and his wife were regular swing partners with his mistress and her ex-husband, the top agent.

That's why he's fudging the date of the start of their affair, and if both couples were essentially estranged from their partners. If you've got the goods on this piece of shit and his company, we have A LOT of questions. Or are you just going to drop your-- likely fake-- nuggets every few hundred posts? R, Some of us are grateful for whatever gossip we can get. Getting stoned makes me horny don't bully tea spillers, otherwise we won't get anything juicy.

Please, bezos could pull all sorts of something women without the money, and just with his educational pedigree, body, and a decent white collar job. The dating landscape for straight women over like 27 is dire.

This bald, totally aspie, socially impaired humanities something prof I know at an Ivy League university has fucked probably dozens of good looking women in the handful of years I've known him. R Yes Dump forced him to fuck Tranny Sanchez! You're right. Bezos falling in love with such an old woman who is a friend of his wife's is a soap opera trope It's a joke.

R Anything you can tell us that isn't Getting stoned makes me horny that sounds either plucked from the ether or your declaration that this was some plot by Trump. Why doesn't he play low level employees better? Why treat them like slaves? Is he even in touch with the deeper goings-on of his own company? Did you ever meet his wife? What Getting stoned makes me horny she like? What sort of perks did upper level employees get? What were those retreats like? Not just that he mountain bikes a lot.

That could be anyone in the PNW. How did the Enquirer get his text messages to Sanchez? Did she sell them to the tabloid? Yeah how does the enquirer get the messages of the most powerful man in America. So someone sold them but if not the mistress then who? Good call r, re: I'm sure they will be feeding us more bits in the weeks to follow.

I'm way over 37, and I assure you the dating landscape is certainly not dire depending on the city in which you live. Are you a woman? Go on OK Cupid with the right pictures and ad and you'll get flooded with responses. Bezos is a total nerd and socially lacking, like my sisters' married. No thanks. R, I probably would have given up much more, but you're clearly Getting stoned makes me horny a dick looking to disprove or argue everything I say. Sadly, you're a prime example of why this site ain't what it used to be.

None of it worse or more embarrassing than Prince Charles' "I wanna be your tampon" from odd years ago. WTF, R? Thanks for chasing him away, you idiot. Jesus, why do you jealous bitches have to be so cunty?

Wow the texts probably come from the NSA. It was only a matter of time before they were used against us. A few years ago I knew a famous person through my then partner he was a relative. Sex with female Salt lake someone in the family was selling stories but the Enquirer were not wrong even though many dismiss them as a rag. The Enquirer is a right wing rag run by David Pecker, who shilled so hard for Trump Getting stoned makes me horny got swept up in the Russia investigation.

This is likely a hit piece because Bezos owns the Washington Post and Women looking for sex in Barham wv not the most Trump-friendly paper because it tells the truth. Maybe the wife too screen shots on his phone and sent them to hers?

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It's gonna be used in Getting stoned makes me horny divorce case for sure! I hope Older lonely wives in lake Quebec, Quebec ca Deng swoops in and marries Bezos and crowns herself Queen of the Golddigging Hussies in a lavish ceremony.

The person upthread who said he was probably still a socially awkward dork nailed it!! Those texts are super cringey. Sanchez has game, she fucked a hot NFL player back in the day and has landed two mega rich men. R You might be on to something. That statement he put out was just way too much sunshine and roses to be at all believable. I'm starting to think those texts are just the I sort of hope so for his sake, because if that is all they have to show the down and dirty, it's pretty pathetic.

He sounds like an 11 year old girl. Bezos isn't that socially awkward, certainly not on the spectrum, for a tech nerd. But he is a tech nerd, loves hanging out with other tech nerds. Suaveness is relative--I'd say this is one step up from Prince Charles wanting to be Camilla's tampon. R I believe I read somewhere that Getting stoned makes me horny started out in Client Relations. You cannot be that much of a nerd in that area, not Getting stoned makes me horny in investment banking, like R says.

R, On another online site specifics of how Bezos treated multiple women in middle God fearing woman apply were provided.

He should have been sued for extreme sexism a long time ago, so offensively insulting. Again I have brothers-in-law who are tech geniuses but socially lacking. If you can't talk tech at their level then they don't want to communicate.

Still they would not be hyper critical of a female tech coworker. R, Recently got dissed on DL for referring to that online site. They have a couple threads on Bezos. She found the texts and is humiliating him. Good on her. One thing Sanchez's men all have in common - they're absolutely gorgeous.

She does have game and Bezos will marry her. Then she'll divorce his fug arse. Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos sent a picture of his privates and other sleazy selfies to his mistress while cheating on his now soon-to-be-ex-wife, according to a new report. I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling Getting stoned makes me horny. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you Getting stoned makes me horny plan with you.

Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you. Damn, he better not break up with her or she might lose her phone by accident lol.

Omg i got so horny we had unbelievable sex and later that night i had to masturbate. Isn't weed spose to make you zone out. Or, as normal people call it, masturbated while high? No? Just me? of this stellar and free American pastime, allow me to enlighten you: Being high while getting off is truly one of But which will make you more horny?. But while popular culture might make you think it's never been cooler to seems to support the theory that cannabis just plain makes people horny. there's one obvious plus: If it takes less weed for you to get stoned, then it's.

What is it with the dick pics? Getting stoned makes me horny cell phones did guys telegram a description of their dicks to their dates. The NSA is Getting stoned makes me horny only way they got all this. What went on between him and his wife I couldn't care less about as long as he never hit her. I don't like him specifically for the miserable way his company treats the employees. This mistress has had some supremely attractive guys, Tony Gonzales, the Simmons guy from NYPD Blue super hother jilted husband, and now this dweeb?